Top Five Med School Moments...Thus Far...

1) Jeremy Sunseri (with a stone straight face) removing a dollar bill from his wallet and handing it over to Dr David Morton for his efforts standing on the table to illustrate the analogous surfaces of the limbs. Exceptional humor. Brilliant.

2) Cort's presentation today. Tariq: "Cort, how has this affected your sexual libido?" Cort: "You, know...it's always been really high..." Genius, Cort. Genius.

3) Rick Ash being asked a very in depth, technical question about histology. After repeated glances at the student and back to the projection screen...he starts and stops a few sentences trying to get an explanation out. Then he just exclaims, "I don't really care."

4) Julie Widdison having a dream about Morton as a shoesalesman. She felt so bad for him as he hurriedly ran back an forth from the stock room to accommodate the shoe-shopping masses. Morton was asked to ask Julie about the dream in front of the class. He thought it was...uhhhh...a kinky dream and refused to embarrass himself. No public questions were ever asked.

5) Justin Iwasaki and Jimmy Dean (aka James Davis) holding their cadaver upside down while Justin sawed the pelvis in half with a lumber saw starting at the pubic symphysis. We'd thought we'd seen it all. Why not the band saw Dr DeFriez???

...and as honorable mention...Christina Sok carrying the cranial part of the cadaver with the bowels spilling over onto her head as she walked towards the band saw to bisect the specimen. There was nothing funny about it to her in the moment...the rest of us were dying.

By the way, someone should ask Cort about his alias of "Donny." His hidden identity that only reveals itself during BioChem Q&A. The transformation is staggering...