10.25.2006

New Restaraunt


So we'll call it "Anatomeal." The tables will be in the shape of a cochlea. The chairs will resemble the incus, malleus, and stapes. The waiters will wear hats shapes like the glans penis. The waitresses will joke their names are Mary Ovary. The entrees will have really appetizing names like Trapizza, Sertoli Maccaroni, Bregma Beer, Jugular Mug, Brachial Steak-ial etc. The managers will wear spandex body suits like Slim Goodbody did.

Or do I need to go to bed and stop thinking about the human body...

1 Comments:

At 10/26/2006 6:16 PM, Blogger mr.hanky said...

that suit brings me back to the days of gumby and underdog . . . strong creative work

 

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