Things That Must Go

A simple list of things that should not be:

1) Old, crusty men riding Trax or the bus who hit on younger girls who are also riding.

2) Socks with sandals.

3) "So what are you going to specialize in?"

4) Referring to the Latin culture as "Spanish." They may speak spanish....but I bet they're not from Spain.

5) Construction workers bringing their dogs to the worksite. No problem man. I love to clean up your dog's excrement left in my yard.

6) Construction workers starting their day's labors at 6:45 am...7 DAYS A WEEK!

7) Immature people who put slanderous modifications to scheduled events on UMED. Also, the pompous, pretentious person writing "Diary of a Gunner."

8) The automatic lights on the north and south atria on the upper floors of HSEB. Uhhhh...it's dark. Can we get some light?

9) Religious bumperstickers. RULDS2? Jesus Saves. CTR. The "Jesus Fish." Its great that you have faith. Do you want a medal?

10) McDonald's PlayPlace. Let's build playgrounds that kids will love so that they will patronize their parents to bring them in. Then we will feed them ridiculously unhealthy food that in no way contributes to their health. Broccoli? Whole Grains? Nah...fried potato and processed meat. That's all you need kids. And we need the profit...